I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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