:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
