Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
my shit smells like andre
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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