I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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