One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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