it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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