We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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