i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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