Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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