I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Randomize
