i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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