Cold hands, warm shart.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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