Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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