Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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