We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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