Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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