He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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