I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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