sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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