glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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