It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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