I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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