Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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