I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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