We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Everything about him screamed your future.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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