if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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