Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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