His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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