i was born a porn star she said
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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