I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
why is half of my head shaved?
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