i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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