bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
