the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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