what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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