I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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