People with herpes should wear stickers.
honey bunches of taint.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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