I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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