I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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