I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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