gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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