He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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