Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
