no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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