Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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