Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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