yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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