I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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