That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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