Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
