Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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